I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes. I need both ears to hold up my glasses. My bra’s chafing me. It includes material that may not be suitable for all ages. Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did. I thought I saw a baby bump. Explore the morgue? This is where I thrash.

Your body. The second time hurt the most. Gene, you saved us. I owe you my life. I need both ears to hold up my glasses. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul. There’s someone behind the milk. Maybe it’s the dairy fairy. Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it. Dear God, this is Tina from school.

She grabbed Jimmy Jr’s butt and changed the world. Dad, I need you to drop everything and shave my legs. I could go to jail, or hell, or jail-hell. I thought I saw a baby bump. I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins. The hand wants what the hand wants. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses. Jimmy Jr. had a chance to ride the Tina truck, but now it’s headed straight for Joshville. Toot-toot.