Dad, you’re the best pimp a girl could ever have. Brr, it sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend me his jacket, or his pants. So I think I’m being attacked by zombies and I start screaming, ‘Do you wanna make out?’ And I make out with it. Everyone touched each other’s butts, and it was great. Dr. Yap is dreamy. When he’s looking at my molars, it’s like he’s looking into my soul.Everyone touched each other’s butts, and it was great. Your body. You won’t regret it, dad. When I kiss Jimmy Jr. under the disco ball, it’ll be like we’re all kissing Jimmy Jr under the disco ball.

Please don’t tell Mom and Dad. Dad, you’re the best pimp a girl could ever have. If we see any mermaids, I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are. Sausage leather belts. She grabbed Jimmy Jr’s butt and changed the world. My crotch is itchy. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts. Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.

Crap attack? Don’t have one? I need both ears to hold up my glasses. I’m out of control. Detention is no big deal. Don’t have a crap attack. Time for the charm bomb to explode. My crotch is itchy. Time for the charm bomb to explode. You’re right. I’m a firestarter and a jinx. I’m going to destroy this whole family.