I’ll wave at you every day. You had me at horses, but then you lost me at corpses.This is like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo. The hand wants what the hand wants. I had no idea there was so much butt touching in baseball. Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in. My crotch is itchy. Hi boys. I’m Tina.

I can’t tell where your back ends and your butt begins. Tina reached towards Jimmy Junior’s butt: ‘Your lips say no but your butt says yes.’ Give them ridiculous French accents. Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did. Drop the towel.Explore the morgue? How do you know a python ate it? Did it leave a note? Drop the towel.

It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic. I guess she doesn’t like wearing clothes. Yeah it’s an acquired taste. That I just acquired. He did? That’s the sleaziest, sneakiest, most romantic thing anyone’s ever done to me. Hey Jimmy Jr. Did you see those two squirrels fighting in the courtyard? I need both ears to hold up my glasses. Dear Diary: Tonight I’m sneaking off to the abandoned taffy factory to look for treasure. Also, if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses. It’s not meant to be hilarious. It’s supposed to be erotic.